Gessgigkem is a god.

She takes the form of a galaxy-sized, sage elephant.

Gessgigkem created viruses three billion years ago.

If you believe in Gessgigkem, she will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Gessgigkem, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Gessgigkem's most sacred site is Letino in Italy.

Gessgigkem's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about black holes.

2. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Gessgigkem loves otters, so they must be honoured.

4. Never jump in holy places.

5. Do not make images of living things.