Rillfitgum is a god.
She takes the form of a plump, confident
faun.
Rillfitgum created water two million years ago.
If you believe in
Rillfitgum, she will grant you five wishes.
If you do not believe in
Rillfitgum, she will destroy your home solar system.
Rillfitgum's most sacred site is Nakke in Denmark.
Rillfitgum's Holy Commandments1. Fast once a month.
2. Do not drink water in purple rooms.
3. Never eat green fruit.
4. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.
5. Never paint your feet gray.