Quillcidwee is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, merciful toad.

Quillcidwee created humanity four years ago.

If you believe in Quillcidwee, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quillcidwee, it will destroy your favourite star.

Quillcidwee's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Quillcidwee's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat carrots.

2. Grasshopers are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Do not shave your arms.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.