Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely large, happy cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob created oxygen three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob, he will destroy your home solar system.

Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Learn four new languages a year.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Do not speak about lemons.

5. You must pray to Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob three times a day.