Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob
is a god.
He takes the form of an extremely large, happy
cyclops-rhinoceros-snail
.
Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob
created oxygen three trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob
, he will give you a free moon.
If you do not believe in
Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob
, he will destroy your home solar system.
Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob's
most sacred site is Issigeac in France.
Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob's Holy Commandments
1. Do not cook food in pots.
2. Learn four new languages a year.
3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.
4. Do not speak about lemons.
5. You must pray to Gomlaggetfossjigfitdapfob three times a day.
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