Dotfoddid is a god.

He takes the form of an one thousand metre long, calm duck.

Dotfoddid created a down quark five million years ago.

If you believe in Dotfoddid, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dotfoddid, he will attempt to scare you with floods.

Dotfoddid's most sacred site is Penhale in England.

Dotfoddid's Holy Commandments

1. Respect your elders.

2. Do not dye your hair yellow.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Worship no other gods but Dotfoddid.

5. Never laugh in the presence of ducks.