Wadhotquamfag is a god.

She takes the form of a very large, emotional rhinoceros.

Wadhotquamfag created the Andromeda Galaxy nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Wadhotquamfag, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Wadhotquamfag, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Wadhotquamfag's most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Wadhotquamfag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about bacteria.

2. Do not wear silver on your body.

3. Never eat bread.

4. Never talk about gravity near snails while wearing black tights.

5. Never eat green fruit.
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