Rulhabjip is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely heavy, irritating newt.

Rulhabjip created the world six thousand years ago.

If you believe in Rulhabjip, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Rulhabjip, it will not care.

Rulhabjip's most sacred site is Buskerud in Norway.

Rulhabjip's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant brown sculpture of Rulhabjip in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away if three doves approach from the east.

4. Never sprint in holy places.

5. Do not wear pink clothing.