Jangatcam Sandjonrot is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, impressive whale.

Jangatcam Sandjonrot created the Sol system three million years ago.

If you believe in Jangatcam Sandjonrot, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Jangatcam Sandjonrot, he will ignore you and hope you go away.

Jangatcam Sandjonrot's most sacred site is Khwee in Botswana.

Jangatcam Sandjonrot's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never talk about special relativity.

4. Never talk about dark energy near voles while wearing red stockings and balancing three silicon spheres on your hands.

5. Fast once a month.