Gencinbudhadmabpangnurt Arnrotdiss is a god.

He takes the form of a heavy, cheerful octopus.

Gencinbudhadmabpangnurt Arnrotdiss created a quark seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Gencinbudhadmabpangnurt Arnrotdiss, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Gencinbudhadmabpangnurt Arnrotdiss, he will turn you into a duck.

Gencinbudhadmabpangnurt Arnrotdiss' most sacred site is Alyki in Greece.

Gencinbudhadmabpangnurt Arnrotdiss' Holy Commandments

1. Learn four new languages a year.

2. Do not drink water in white rooms.

3. Feed all hungry tortoises.

4. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

5. Put Gencinbudhadmabpangnurt Arnrotdiss first in all things.