Higyiktan is a god.

It takes the form of a microscopic, all-knowing mongoose.

Higyiktan created a quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Higyiktan, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Higyiktan, it will be mildly annoyed.

Higyiktan's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Higyiktan's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about fire.

2. Never talk about ultrasonics near dogs while wearing red shirts and balancing three lead spheres on your chest.

3. Never go into blue rooms.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Do not chop down trees.