Yimcibhim is a god.

She takes the form of a gargantuan, flying mole.

Yimcibhim created energy six billion years ago.

If you believe in Yimcibhim, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Yimcibhim, she will come to you in dreams.

Yimcibhim's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Yimcibhim's Holy Commandments

1. Erect three nickel sculptures of Yimcibhim on top of important buildings.

2. Retreat if eight nematodes approach from the north.

3. Do not wear platinum on your body.

4. Do not eat bananas.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.