Limfumwab is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, selfish beaver.

Limfumwab created the Sombrero Galaxy five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Limfumwab, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Limfumwab, he will be mildly annoyed.

Limfumwab's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Limfumwab's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Limfumwab's priests.

4. Feed all hungry pigs.

5. Never play with disobedient children.