Pophudwik is a god.

It takes the form of a very large, calm jaguar.

Pophudwik created the planet Mars nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Pophudwik, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Pophudwik, it will ignore you.

Pophudwik's most sacred site is Cobbelsdorf in Germany.

Pophudwik's Holy Commandments

1. You must love Pophudwik.

2. Always pray immersed in water.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Never talk about moons.

5. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.