Cudyoknul is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, unthinking fox.

Cudyoknul created Mount Everest five billion years ago.

If you believe in Cudyoknul, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Cudyoknul, he will turn you into a mouse.

Cudyoknul's most sacred site is Romlund in Denmark.

Cudyoknul's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Never think ill of sick doves.