Ingwatged is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, sapient raccoon.

Ingwatged created the universe five million years ago.

If you believe in Ingwatged, it will ignore you.

If you do not believe in Ingwatged, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Ingwatged's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Ingwatged's Holy Commandments

1. Never paint your back magenta.

2. Do not commit murder.

3. Never think about cell theory.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Always treat tortoises with great respect.