Fashogdim is a god.

He takes the form of a blubbery, tiresome squirrel.

Fashogdim created a strange quark eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fashogdim, he will be happy.

If you do not believe in Fashogdim, he will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Fashogdim's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Fashogdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate sheep.

3. Always help sick goats.

4. You must love Fashogdim.

5. Erect eight titanium sculptures of Fashogdim on top of important buildings.