Quafomingov is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, vain hedgehog.

Quafomingov created the Whirlpool Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Quafomingov, he will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Quafomingov, he will be mildly annoyed.

Quafomingov's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Quafomingov's Holy Commandments

1. Do not chop down trees.

2. Never talk about bacteria.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never wear tights.

5. Quafomingov loves capybaras, so they must be honoured.