Ciprulspag is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, weak hummingbird.

Ciprulspag created a quark eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Ciprulspag, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Ciprulspag, he will turn you into a duck.

Ciprulspag's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Ciprulspag's Holy Commandments

1. Always help doves in need.

2. Never look in ponds.

3. Run away from turquoise shrews, for they are unholy.

4. Never hurt goats.

5. Never talk about nebulae.