Sinkippad is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, dishonourable elephant.

Sinkippad created the universe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sinkippad, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Sinkippad, he will say rude things about you at parties.

Sinkippad's most sacred site is Manakuppam in India.

Sinkippad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your face.

2. Your children must be taught to worship Sinkippad.

3. Never think about optics near snails while wearing gray stockings and balancing nine copper spheres on your feet.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Never eat green fruit.