Podgedvil is a god.

She takes the form of a five thousand metre long, charitable hummingbird.

Podgedvil created the Tadpole Galaxy three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Podgedvil, she will approve.

If you do not believe in Podgedvil, she will turn you into a slug.

Podgedvil's most sacred site is Bokaa in Botswana.

Podgedvil's Holy Commandments

1. Hide from magenta snails for they are unholy.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear turquoise boots.

4. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about solid mechanics near eagles while wearing yellow shirts and balancing four gold spheres on your head.