Pangkapbab Mutvedgod is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, happy cow.

Pangkapbab Mutvedgod created water seven thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pangkapbab Mutvedgod, she will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Pangkapbab Mutvedgod, she will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Pangkapbab Mutvedgod's most sacred site is Pontelandolfo in Italy.

Pangkapbab Mutvedgod's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick dogs.

2. Never talk about stars.

3. Never leap near cats.

4. Do not kill doves.

5. Fast once a month.