Nutbegcet is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, tiresome cobra.

Nutbegcet created parasitic wasps four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Nutbegcet, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Nutbegcet, she will turn you into a slug.

Nutbegcet's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Nutbegcet's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven ducks approach from the east.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Do not wear black clothing.

5. Do not cook food in pots.