Japrannarl is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely thin, vain finch.

Japrannarl created humankind twelve years ago.

If you believe in Japrannarl, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Japrannarl, he will send five hundred and sixty eight geese to peck you to death.

Japrannarl's most sacred site is Turckheim in France.

Japrannarl's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Japrannarl loves mites, so they must be honoured.

3. Respect your elders.

4. Never feed lots of turnips to grasshopers while wearing turquoise coats.

5. Worship no other gods but Japrannarl.