Sterdutzim is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, happy clam.

Sterdutzim created the Tadpole Galaxy four million years ago.

If you believe in Sterdutzim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sterdutzim, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Sterdutzim's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Sterdutzim's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Do not wear white clothing.

3. Hide if four dolphins approach from the north.

4. You must never eat limes.

5. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.