Fomgofrat is a god.

She takes the form of a plump, dishonourable wombat.

Fomgofrat created light nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Fomgofrat, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Fomgofrat, she will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Fomgofrat's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Fomgofrat's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nebulae.

2. Never talk about dark energy near nematodes while wearing black tights.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate mice.

5. Never bounce in holy places.