Vedfabdib is a god.

It takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witless wombat.

Vedfabdib created the world eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Vedfabdib, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Vedfabdib, it will curse you and those you beget for twenty six billion years.

Vedfabdib's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Vedfabdib's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about thermodynamics.

2. Do not wear cyan clothing.

3. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

4. Never eat onions.

5. Erect a large zinc sculpture of Vedfabdib on top of all buildings.