Henhimhig is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, generous mouse.

Henhimhig created the Whirlpool Galaxy two million years ago.

If you believe in Henhimhig, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Henhimhig, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Henhimhig's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Henhimhig's Holy Commandments

1. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

2. Respect your elders.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Hide if eight geese approach from the north.

5. Never feed lemons to otters while wearing turquoise shorts.