Metnibyar is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, benevolent alligator.

Metnibyar created the Black Eye Galaxy eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Metnibyar, she will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Metnibyar, she will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Metnibyar's most sacred site is Zlatolist in Bulgaria.

Metnibyar's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if nine moths approach from the south.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Do not trade with those who eat rice.

5. Always help birds in need.