Dudbatcapmonfom is a god.

It takes the form of a small, loving capybara.

Dudbatcapmonfom created bats four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dudbatcapmonfom, it will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dudbatcapmonfom, it will hide angry queen hornets in your dwelling place.

Dudbatcapmonfom's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Dudbatcapmonfom's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about nucleic acids.

2. Always help pigs in need.

3. Never go into magenta rooms.

4. Never think about ribonucleic acid.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Dudbatcapmonfom on top of all buildings.