Bagrilsit is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly large, boastful capybara.

Bagrilsit created the Milkyway seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bagrilsit, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Bagrilsit, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Bagrilsit's most sacred site is Aguaruto in Mexico.

Bagrilsit's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Never talk about fire.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

5. Learn five new languages a year.