Cudraksom Arnsascussrot is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, stupid cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Cudraksom Arnsascussrot created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cudraksom Arnsascussrot, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cudraksom Arnsascussrot, it will think nothing of it.

Cudraksom Arnsascussrot's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Cudraksom Arnsascussrot's Holy Commandments

1. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

2. Do not drink alcohol.

3. Never eat bark.

4. Do not stand on grass.

5. Never eat spinach.