Larnyarpzig is a god.

She takes the form of a four thousand metre long, proud bee.

Larnyarpzig created the Tadpole Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Larnyarpzig, she will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Larnyarpzig, she will not invite you to parties.

Larnyarpzig's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Larnyarpzig's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not cook food in pots.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. You must love Larnyarpzig.