Kimarnkadnart is a god.

She takes the form of an one thousand metre long, witty goat.

Kimarnkadnart created silver three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kimarnkadnart, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Kimarnkadnart, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Kimarnkadnart's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Kimarnkadnart's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat turnips.

2. Never talk about special relativity near foxes while wearing fawn coats.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Never write about quantum mechanics.

5. Never pour water over plants.