Fomkinlog Narlwikcip is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, caring dog.

Fomkinlog Narlwikcip created the Black Eye Galaxy six million years ago.

If you believe in Fomkinlog Narlwikcip, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Fomkinlog Narlwikcip, she will ignore you.

Fomkinlog Narlwikcip's most sacred site is Uruachi in Mexico.

Fomkinlog Narlwikcip's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about comets.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. Never think about quantum mechanics.

4. Draw representations of dwarf planets on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Always stare at clouds.