Migrotmid is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, temperamental jellyfish.

Migrotmid created a charm quark nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Migrotmid, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Migrotmid, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Migrotmid's most sacred site is Snapp in Sweden.

Migrotmid's Holy Commandments

1. Do not shave your arms.

2. Never talk about horizontal gene transfer.

3. Always help geese in need.

4. Erect a giant titanium sculpture of Migrotmid in the centre of the settlement.

5. Feed all hungry seals.