Fudwadfab is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, sapient dragon.

Fudwadfab created carbon four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fudwadfab, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Fudwadfab, it will throw large rocks at you.

Fudwadfab's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Fudwadfab's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Run away from purple tapirs, for they are unholy.

5. Do not commit murder.