Donrut is a god.

He takes the form of a chunky, strong hummingbird.

Donrut created humankind five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Donrut, he will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Donrut, he will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Donrut's most sacred site is Crugybar in Wales.

Donrut's Holy Commandments

1. Retreat if seven horses approach from the west.

2. Do not fashion models of living things.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always help sick cats.

5. Never think ill of sick goats.