Gunrilnarfem is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, proud rat.

Gunrilnarfem created tapeworms five million years ago.

If you believe in Gunrilnarfem, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Gunrilnarfem, he will turn you into a sparrow.

Gunrilnarfem's most sacred site is Basalorum in Sweden.

Gunrilnarfem's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

4. You must never eat rice.

5. Gunrilnarfem must be the most important thing in your life.