Safzedgebdun is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, conceited crab.

Safzedgebdun created the Sunflower Galaxy five million years ago.

If you believe in Safzedgebdun, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Safzedgebdun, he will not care.

Safzedgebdun's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Safzedgebdun's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about the weak nuclear force.

2. Do not cook food in pots.

3. Always pray immersed in water.

4. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

5. Always look after injured porpoises.