Stigbastcatzig is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely small, competent turtle.

Stigbastcatzig created the planet Venus two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stigbastcatzig, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Stigbastcatzig, she will strike you with lightening.

Stigbastcatzig's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Stigbastcatzig's Holy Commandments

1. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

2. Never pour water over plants.

3. You must love Stigbastcatzig.

4. You must pray to Stigbastcatzig seven times a day.

5. Do not listen to music.