Dam is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, fast rhinoceros.

Dam created the Black Eye Galaxy four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Dam, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Dam, it will turn you into a frog.

Dam's most sacred site is Ulsted in Denmark.

Dam's Holy Commandments

1. Feed all hungry gulls.

2. Never play with disobedient children.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate snails.

4. Never talk about solid mechanics near doves while wearing green rings.

5. Put Dam first in all things.