Bigfidrow is a god.

He takes the form of a very large, unthinking swan.

Bigfidrow created a charm quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Bigfidrow, he will give you a free moon.

If you do not believe in Bigfidrow, he will destroy your home solar system.

Bigfidrow's most sacred site is Krina in Germany.

Bigfidrow's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if seven snakes approach from the east.

2. Worship no other gods but Bigfidrow.

3. Never write about stars.

4. Never talk about quantum gravity.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.