Dabvabbet is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, ill-tempered coyote.

Dabvabbet created the Small Magellanic Cloud nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabvabbet, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Dabvabbet, she will strike you with lightening.

Dabvabbet's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Dabvabbet's Holy Commandments

1. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

2. Worship no other gods but Dabvabbet.

3. Always stare at clouds.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Never wear blue tights.