Stafniglag is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, all-powerful rhinoceros.

Stafniglag created everything that exists six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Stafniglag, he will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Stafniglag, he will destroy your favourite planet.

Stafniglag's most sacred site is Dornbock in Germany.

Stafniglag's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate monkeys.

2. Never go into red rooms.

3. Never talk about foxes.

4. Do not dye your hair yellow.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.