Mobvonkcub is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, prudent raccoon.

Mobvonkcub created the Sun two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvonkcub, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Mobvonkcub, it will send minions to preach to you.

Mobvonkcub's most sacred site is Miiluranta in Finland.

Mobvonkcub's Holy Commandments

1. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.

2. Always wear gray.

3. Hide if eight great tits approach from the south.

4. Mobvonkcub must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Erect a giant gold sculpture of Mobvonkcub in the centre of the settlement.