Ladwab is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, able faun.

Ladwab created the Sun five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Ladwab, she will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Ladwab, she will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Ladwab's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Ladwab's Holy Commandments

1. Never go into gray rooms.

2. Do not trade with those who eat bread.

3. Never talk about quantum mechanics near tapirs while wearing pink shirts and balancing four nickel spheres on your legs.

4. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

5. Never talk about thermodynamics near grasshopers while wearing violet hats.