Sakpakbus is a god.

He takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, witless weasel.

Sakpakbus created the Tadpole Galaxy six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Sakpakbus, he will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Sakpakbus, he will think nothing of it.

Sakpakbus' most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Sakpakbus' Holy Commandments

1. Do not keep five snails in a large pit.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Sakpakbus.

3. Sakpakbus must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Do not hurt aardvarks.

5. Never wear purple stockings.