Rotnarl is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, unselfish pig.

Rotnarl created the Milkyway four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Rotnarl, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Rotnarl, he will turn you into a mole.

Rotnarl's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Rotnarl's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about spacetime.

2. You must pray to Rotnarl four times a day.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Do not speak about oranges.

5. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Rotnarl in the centre of the settlement.