Jipcet is a god.

It takes the form of a corpulent, calm grasshopper.

Jipcet created the Virgo Supercluster four million years ago.

If you believe in Jipcet, it will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Jipcet, it will boil you in a big pot.

Jipcet's most sacred site is Thethampakkam in India.

Jipcet's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never write about eukaryotes.

3. Always wear green.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Always look after injured bats.