Jighamneg Venfobkim is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, omniscient wyvern.

Jighamneg Venfobkim created Mount Everest three million years ago.

If you believe in Jighamneg Venfobkim, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jighamneg Venfobkim, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Jighamneg Venfobkim's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Jighamneg Venfobkim's Holy Commandments

1. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

2. Show mercy to disobedient children.

3. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

4. Never think about asteroids.

5. Jighamneg Venfobkim loves eagles, so they must be honoured.